kia forex kabi banda ho ga?

3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..
shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..
1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai..
biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain :D

MURGA TO MURGI.
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I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Forex k business world k circumstance se hai hai aur market world k circumstances se he chalti hai iss liya forex kabi bhi band nahi ho skta hai jo bhi world mein acha acha business hai wo increase hota hai band nahi hota hai aur forex tu world mein bhut ziada acha business hai aur mara khal mein tu forex jasa aur koi bhi business nahi hai.

Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .

Bhai jan i think k Forex business kabi bi off nai hoga because yeh business ab hamari Rozmarha ki life ban chuka han or yeh life time tak business rahy gay or is ko chalay waly site's band hoskta han.

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy

Wah wah wah


Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy





Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
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janab forex world market ke sath attach hoti hai is lie ye kabhi bhi band nahi ho sakti kun ke is ki waja se market ko bohat zyada nuksaan ho sakta hai..............

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez

"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"



So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro"
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/ /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
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Ae Galib!
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
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((> ouch
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Mummy Mat Maro…:p

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE."P :P :D

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena :V

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
Wahh..
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wahh..
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Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
;)
ab b0lo wah wah..

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(
Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne :D :P