kia forex kabi banda ho ga?

Teacher:
Which is the best month to study?
Student:
Octembruary.
Teacher:
Don’t be silly, There is no such month
Student:
Exactly…..:)

Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)
Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan hai
Chonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bola
Poora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing...

School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
girl gets her master’s degree.

Lie insrance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

Kabi to humari gali aao…
thora sa Sharmao..!
Muskurao!
Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…
humare ghar ki bell bajao…
Aur
awaz lagao…
“Koora DeY do.

cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na sakoge,
Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau,
To dard dhoondh na sakoge..
Kyonki dard to mere dant me hai,

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan

a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?
Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...ujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan

Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai

Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom.

This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom.

ji nai forex itne aasani say to bnd nai ho sakta forex mein bhot sare log kam karte hain forex koi chota mota buesiness nai hai ye kafi mashor busniees hai aur is may kafi had tak profit hai

mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.