is their any idea to earn more money on forex.

Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll die for you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I can't live without you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll marry you!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up!

College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor se
chillate hue bhaaga. . .

kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai

Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.

"Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends.
Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar.
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.
Alok Nath: I said... take my ""Son's Car""
!Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the

"If A Person Loves You
Always Be Thankful To That Person

Know Why ? ? ?

B'coz There Maybe A Lot Of People Who Love That Person More Than You
But That Person Choose Only You Over Everyone Else.."

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Ultimate Insult:

A Boy texts a girl.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi! What are you doing?
Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!

Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because:
I care for you?
Or I miss you?
Or I love you?
Or I need you?
It's because I need an idle person for time pass!

Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the w miss you?
Or I love you?
Or I need you?
It's because I need an idle aiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"

Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like MarThe middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classesriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!

foren me achi earning k lyye sab se zaida zaroorat ap k skills and ap ke knowledge k opper hote hay because jtny zaida ap k pass knowledge or kam karnay ka experience experience hoo ga uthna hi aap ko faida ho ga or ap achi earning kr skay gay

Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
.
.
Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol